Do you still have your period?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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