the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Boobs speak an international language.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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