At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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