when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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