Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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