so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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