It's Friday. Sex?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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