do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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