He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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