Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
