sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
