I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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