I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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