when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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