she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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