I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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