Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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