I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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