Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
