i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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