Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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