I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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