just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
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