btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
