I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
She tied me up with her honor cords...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
