I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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