If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Randomize
