Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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