why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
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I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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