I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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