So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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