it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I love you.
Bad choice
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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