David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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