who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
My dick has a subreddit
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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