I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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