I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun