so explain again why im purple
no
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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