dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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