I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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