Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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