Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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