She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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