ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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