That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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