Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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