Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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