My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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