Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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