What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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