dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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