god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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