i just wanna soil my oats bro
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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