Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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