but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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