Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
