i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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