OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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