It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I think we might need a safe word for this...
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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